The Sleazy Nationalists!

Hullo Rerr Chinas!

December 5th, 2007

Hullo Rerr and welcome to oor wee site for
smug Scottish Nationalists.

The First Minister in a Donald Trump wig!

If you like to blame everything frae the weather tae the price of breid on London and Londoners then this is the site for you!

However, if you don't blame everything on London and didn't vote for the SNP, then ye are as good as one of them. In fact get out of oor country, because ye must be English or from Glasgow.

Also, if you don't accept that the SNP is right in every single thing and could not possibly ever be wrong on any topic whatsover then you are clearly a traitor or English.

In an Independent Scotland the Scottish border will be rebuilt and anyone living south of Stirling or who does not support the SNP completely and without question, and dae as they are tellt by the fuhrer and the ither high heid yins, then they will be considered a Sassenach.

Donald Trump Wigs!

It's the next big craze that's sweeping Holyrood!

Now that Holyrood is infatuated with Donald Trump and his billions, we've decided to give the SNP a Trump makeover, and see how they would look in the Donald Deluxe Model wig.

I'm sure you'll agree this wig speaks confidence.

	"Aye, we voted SNP," said Ned and Neddy from Tillycoultry. "Aw' oor best mates are aw up in Glenochil the noo, and we think it's great that the SNP is going to let them aw oot o' the big hoose innat. Brilliant. Jail is auld-fashioned, society is tae blame so it is. Ye know that SNP wan that goat arrested by mistake gawn tae the Scotland game innat, he's wan o' us, ye ken."

I'm giving them the thumbs-up said Donald McFlurry affectionately known to other members of Stirling Uni's Federation of Student Nationalists as Plug. "Ah'm flappin' ma ears for Scotland," said Donald.

	Brothers: Angus, Hamish, & Lachlan McTurk, from the Bridge of Turk branch, pictured at the SNP conference in September. "When we aw' get oor oil, we'll aw' be millionaires," stated Lachlan.